Meet Calvin :)

Liked Calvin & Hobbes comics since 2002 when I came across it in newspaper, very obnoxious kid with his tiger friend. Then I started daily compilation of the comic for a year and still do now whenever I have the chance. Bought the comic book as well as collection :) The artist, Watterson has stopped drawing Calvin & Hobbes for unknown reason.. so, some mysteries are never answered - whether Calvin is actually bipolar, a troubled kid and why his tiger transforms alive only when Calvin is alone.

"Chinglish"

I would be away for a long training trip.. but NOT with this airline that I had a forwarded joke XD I don't remember hearing "Chinglish" announcement from my previous experience with this airline though.. thought they used all-Chinese then. Mmm.. but this is funny :)

[Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight]

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill." (thank you)

Being Kid

So funny!!

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians students I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...